Rahm Emanuel Not Eligible to Run for Mayor?!?! Maybe he needs to drink a “Rum Emanuel”?
Apparently an Illinois Appeals Court has ruled that Rahm Emanuel does not qualify to run for Mayor of Chicago in next months election. . . This is devastating news to Chicagoans who want a mayor that actually might keep things the old fashioned way, you know the way of the Daley machine.
To others, like Mayoral candidate Ed Bus (53rd Ward Alderman), this is great news. I contacted Alderman Bus at his downtown office and he said: “Hey, I told em. I told em not to mess with the machine. He did, and I put a few calls into a couple of my guys…well, let’s just say they wear robes for a livin… Moral of story: Don’t fuck with the Bus.”
I think Rahm should do what I do when faced with troubles, turn to the bottle. Here’s a video of how to make your very own “Rum Emanuel” written/performed by Chicago funny man Paul Thomas with camera/editing done by WTR friend/drinking buddy Chad Wilson.
Enjoy, and don’t forget to add just the right amount of aggression.
Rum Emanuel from Paul Thomas on Vimeo.
